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“Hello, madam! You have been chosen to appear in a CAQ advertisement. Are you tempted?

— Oh my sweet Lord! Why me?

— Because we think you perfectly represent the average Quebecer, the one who votes for François Legault.

— Ah, that's good, because it's in Full of what I did!

— Well, so much the better… What do you like so much about Monsieur Legault?

— Oh, everything. I like everything. 

— Well… But what else?

— What else?

— What makes you particularly vibrate with Mr. Legault?

— As I said earlier, toutte!

— But if there was one character trait to stand out, what would it be?< /p>

— His frankness!

— Do you find him frank?

— Yes!

— Why do you find him frank? < /p>

— Because he speaks frankly!

The CAQ is getting a nice ad

The CAQ is getting a nice ad

— Why do you say that?

— We feel that he is frank!

— That is to say…?

— He says what he thinks!

— That's good… And what does he think?

— What he says!

— He thinks what he says?

— Yes! And he says what he thinks!

— Well… 

— That’s it, being honest! This is speaking frankly! When you hear François Legault speak, you know it's François Legault speaking, and no one else! 

— And do you think he's doing a good job as Prime Minister?

— I couldn't have done better!

— Do you think he runs Quebec well?

— He does his best!

— Is that enough for you?

– With the virus and all that stuff, sure! Could you have known that someone would eat a bat in Thailand? No one could predict that! Not even Martin Picard, who nevertheless eats all sorts of bugs!

— And the people who say that the government could have managed the crisis better? 

— That's right jealous! 

— On a score of 5, how much would you give him?

— Ten out of ten! François Legault is my man! He does what he can!

— And his idea of ​​wresting new powers from Ottawa, what do you think?

— That's a great idea, it was about time someone thought of that! 

— And if Ottawa refuses?

— At least he will have tried! 

— If Ottawa refuses to grant new powers to Quebec, what what should we do?

— What do you want us to do?

— Some say it would prove that we don't belong in Canada and that we should separate…

“No, no, no, that craziness is over!” If we were separated, would that have protected us from the virus? Slippery! There would have been plenty of similar deaths in the CLSCs! 

— So what do we do, if Ottawa says no to us?

— We continue!

– We continue to do what?

– To do as we do there! As we've always done!

— So, we're not changing anything?

— No, we're not changing anything! We continue with François Legault because he is honest, he is frank and he works for Quebec!

— Perfect, madam… I think it's clear, you are the speaker we need for our ads! Would you be free tomorrow for filming?

— If that can help Mr. Legault, yes! That's my man ! He reminds me of my brother Roland, who left too quickly…

— Great… Uh. One last question: Do you have a blue hat? 

La CAQ is getting a nice ad